the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
Oh my god
(via parrot-and-cat)
gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out
(via fearsandblames)
my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian”
wow what a homophobic bitch
my mom is married to a woman
(via seizetheday--)
YESTERDAY I WENT TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE WEARING MY HORSE MASK AND WALKED INTO HER ROOM TO SCARE HER BUT SHE WAS LAYING ON HER BED MAKING OUT WITH HER FIANCÉ AND I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I JUST STARTED NEIGHING IN THE DOORWAY
(via seizetheday--)
it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino
(Source: rabioheab, via seizetheday--)
when seals open their mouths, they look like someone’s just said something that they’re horribly offended by.
(via seizetheday--)
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
(via seizetheday--)
did it hurt when you fELL FROM A BUTTCRACK INTO THE TOILET YOU PIECE OF SHIT
(Source: moistpits, via seizetheday--)
